News and general muck a muck

Fellow travelers, there is good(?) news afoot.  JEI'mYmBart'jj , esteemed and universally despised Master Of intergalactic Travel has at last been spotted. The sighting occurred at one of the furthermost outposts of the cosmos on a planet that had been classified as banned to all travelers, He was with his blood fluid robot at the time, both seated at a bar, drinking coffee in a small rat infested dining facility in a hostel run by a trio of ex mobsters that catered to assorted intergalactic criminals, ne'erdowells, and cannibals. It was there that he was spotted by a recently married, honeymooning couple who had been misdirected to the planet by, yes, you guessed it, yet another incompetent and almost certainly intoxicated interstellar guide. The couple described the planet as the most miserable place anyone could imagine to spend a honeymoon. According to their accounts, as many suspected, he is not in great health; however, he is not anywhere near what many many more have wished, dead.

The couple described him as scruffy, smelly, and extremely unpleasant, though his body fluid robot seemed pleasant enough to talk to.

The couple were unable to tell if the Master was actually coherent or not, His only response to questions was to raise his hand and prod at a button located in the back of his body fluid robot, which caused the robot to go into a grinding little dance on the stool it was seated upon.  The couple noted that the robot, which looked like a window unit air conditioner with a manikin's head, arms, and legs attached to it, had seen better days,  and, between gyrations, seemed to be asking for them to free it from service to the Master, or to at least hit it's self destruct switch, which the couple refused to do, not realizing at the time what a service it would have been to everyone in the cosmos.