The Secret Truth Of Physics

Nobody really knows the origin of the wormhole system; but everybody has a theory.

Some believe it to be just a fundamental part of space, formed at the beginning of time along with the dust that created the galaxies, the stars, and everything else.

Many prefer a more romantic, spiritual explanation: that God Himself created it during His strolls along the lanes of his creation, as one might leave footprints on a beach.

Some say He still walks along this celestial trailway, and is even now winding His way through the cosmos, gathering together His faithful followers. According to many, on that most glorious day of His return, after setting a plague down upon all the doubters, He will lead all His chosen people back through the intergalactic pathways to live with Him in paradise.

Some have claimed to have actually encountered the Creator in their travels, and even to have taken tea with Him. 

One, a fabled prophet named Jonah went further and stated that he shared a bottle of wine, even getting a little tipsy, with the Almighty, and that God had grown sullen and thoughtful and even begun to weep. Then, according to Jonah, God asked what he thought the most important three words in the universe were? 

Jonah, not really knowing what to say,  answered, ‘Love thee one another’, maybe? (Which was four words, but it was the only thing he could come up with on the spur of the moment.)

Then, according to Jonah, God stood, picked up His walking staff and walked away. As He was disappearing into the infinite, He paused, turned back to Jonah and said this: ‘Take heed, Jonah, the most important words anywhere are these three words from a child to his mother: ‘Wait for me’.

As the story goes, years later, when Jonah was on his deathbed, finally breathing his last after a lifetime of traveling the cosmos as an itinerant nomad, his eyes suddenly opened and he called one of his servants to come to him; he had something he wanted to whisper in his ear. His servant leaned in close to the prophet, with his ear over the dying man’s lips, hoping to catch his last words. Jonah, as loudly as he had breath for, told the servant he knew the real secret behind what God had said: telling him to relay what he was about to say to all his followers. Unfortunately, Jonah’s servant, being aged and hard of hearing, was unable to clearly understand the prophet, but believed what he had heard was either; ‘God wants his believers to follow the righteous path to Morris’s Pizza Parlor’, or ‘to love one another like a duck loves its family of goats’: which, at first, seemed to most like a lot of nonsense: but when it was realized that it made about as much sense as some of the other gospels, it was decided that both statements should be included in the Book of Jonah. 

The exact meaning of those three words from God has created some speculation among the faithful. Some believe it proves that God Himself is actually just a lost child on a celestial search for His mother. Some go further and say that God is on a search for both mother and child. He, being God, having forsaken His own child, drove the child’s mother into madness. Now, wandering through the chambers of the universe, He still hears His own lost child crying for her return.

The most accepted recent scientific explanation for the existence of the wormhole system is that it was created many eons ago by a long ago disappeared civilization of philosophers and scientists. 

But many questions remain. The most obvious is this; even if the wormholes were created by some advanced technology, why do they still exist? What is it that keeps them intact: why have they not long ago collapsed within themselves? This mystery has led many to speculate that the creators of the wormholes reached a stage in which they no longer needed their physical bodies and are still living today within the membrane of the wormhole system, maintaining its integrity. Many believe there is indeed an intelligence to the wormholes, that they are themselves part of a living, thinking, even breathing creature, which, on occasion, will communicate with some of its travellers, if only they would listen.

And then there is the great question: the one that almost everyone agrees must hold the key to the entire mystery, not only of the wormhole system, but the key to everything, to the very essence of life itself. Many believe If someone could just resolve this one enigma, we would know it all.

What is it with all the rats? 

They are everywhere: even the most distant outpost of the wormholes has its population of rats. The wormhole being infinite, therefore, it has been concluded, there are an infinite number of rats. 

One can only speculate, (or can one assume?), that every world and every realm of life everywhere has been touched by rat feet.

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FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY PLEASE FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS

KNOW YOUR DESTINATION PRECISELY (SEE YOUR WORMHOLE CONCIERGE FOR DETAILS)

1. Keep to the right on stairways and passageways to and from wormhole.
2. Avoid stepping on, kicking, handling, or otherwise pestering the rats.
3. For your own safety, do not in any circumstances address, touch, photograph, or attempt to signal any creature you may encounter while on the stairways or passageways. (Especially if the other being in any way resembles you.)
4. Know your destination before entering the wormhole entrance. (Always consult the concierge for further information and direction.)
5. Keep your eyes forward: to avoid falling be sure to keep hold of the rails. (Stairs may be worn and very slick.)
6. Stay aware at all times. Keep your destination in mind always. Keep moving. 
7. Fly

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